hootshot | BODY SWITCH SHENANIGANS

[ Konoha and Akaashi got fucked over by Court's stupid magic system annnnnnnnd for the entirety of Day 196 they will be in one another's bodies. USING THIS POST SO WE DON'T CLUTTER SOMEONE ELSE'S POST. ]

As a note

awaywithbirds will be played by Bri and

hootshot will be played by Cesia for this post. <3

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From:

awaywithbirds

If I would have known I would have been bothered.

From:

hootshot

Why?

From:

awaywithbirds

Because I wouldn't leave a teammate to deal with something alone, even if I hate them. Even if they hate me. I'm not that horrible.

From:

hootshot

[sighs]

I'll never hear that again, will I?

From:

awaywithbirds

You won't. I hope you enjoyed that.

From:

hootshot

I'm ecstatic, can't you tell?

From:

awaywithbirds

I can tell. You're so thrilled to hear that I'm not a complete asshole.

From:

hootshot

. . .

[this is weird]

From:

awaywithbirds

...

[ i can't take this anymore. just. dragging his hands down his face. which. this isn't his face nor his hands. but. what the fuck ever. ]

From:

hootshot

[. . . reaching out to grab his arm and starts leading him to the merc room]

Come on. It'll be easier if you lie down.

From:

awaywithbirds

[ list of things that is weird: being grabbed by your own arm. shit is really weird. ]

...yeah, okay.

From:

hootshot

[this is weird to me too, okay? dwi]

I'll go and find a sleep aid for you as well. I wasn't really due to sleep until tomorrow, but you're not used to it, so it's better if you get sleep now.

From:

awaywithbirds

Don't fuck up your body clock for me.

[ sighs... ]

From:

hootshot

[makes an irritated noise]

Don't be a baby. I'm not exposing anyone to it for more than necessary if I can help it.

Edited Date: 2015-09-29 07:35 pm (UTC)

From:

awaywithbirds

That was me being considerate, actually.

[ GEEZ. ]

From:

hootshot

It's not really going to make much of a difference, I don't think. Besides, I'm trying to be considerate as well.

From:

awaywithbirds

Doesn't change the fact I'm pissed off at you.

From:

hootshot

... why are you being so concerned? Besides this, it's not your problem.

From:

awaywithbirds

I'm pissed off because you're shrugging this off like it's nothing!

From:

hootshot

... Konoha. I've lived with this for almost my entire life. If I kept letting it get to me I wouldn't be able to function.

From:

awaywithbirds

[ JUST GRUMBLES IN DEFEAT. He's not. Going to argue this. He just wishes you would have said something you big dick. ]

From:

hootshot

[I don't want people to pity me. besides, again, unless this would've been an issue for the battle field, I would have mentioned it. so far, it hasn't been.

he's silent for a bit as he opens the door to their room and herds you towards his... well it's your bed now]

No matter how annoying I think you are, I just don't want you to have to deal with this too.

[he's a mother hen first and foremost]

From:

awaywithbirds

Stop saying shit like that with my voice.

[ Just...curling up on the bed. Konoha really does look like he is at a loss with this entire thing. Like he isn't sure how to feel about...how...he feels. ]

From:

hootshot

[huffs, putting his hands on his hips. you're not alone though Akaashi is much more huffy and rational about it]

Too bad. I'm stuck with your voice for the time being. Is there anything you want me to get for you while I'm out?

Edited Date: 2015-09-29 09:20 pm (UTC)